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theonethatgotleftbehind:

I inhale oxygen but I exhale musical theatre

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bevrage:

condom:

omg my cousin from New York knows that guy that sings the “rude” song and they’re friends on Facebook and he had a thing for her but she wasn’t into it LMAO

didn’t she know he was human too?

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kate-jam-and-diamonds:

with Sofia Copola, 1994 / ph: Rose Hartman

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waggington:

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"

- cafai (via fukcx)

(Source: fhume, via fukcx)

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.